Tip # 1

The first tip in a long series: find yourself some good black tea, a few lemons, and drink that combination down all day long.  Stay away from coffee--I don't care how assiduously you perch yourself on coffee shop stools for the visual edification of numerous mildly skeptical or partially entertained patrons.  It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter that your titanium super MacPad dynamically enhances your image through a serious of microscopic lasers that minimize the size of your pores.  It especially doesn't matter that you're special in any way.  Drink your black tea.